When the "tiny savage human" that shares my overcrowded world decided to pour a cup of water on my head and say she's made a waterfall. I was reading my tablet at the time and hadn't envisaged anyone bringing water near me in the lounge let alone pouring it over my head. Thank god my ample boosum and ever growing waistline meant that the water took a detour on way to the computer on my lap and gave me time to rise abruptly to fix the impending doom that almost followed....as I mentioned a normal wednesday.... why was I the least bit surprised....
Now I just realised how rude I am....introductions - I should probably paint the picture for you...
Tiny savage human number 1 is a female 4 year old -the little dynamo, is cute, bright, funny, vivacious, articulate, much smarter than its mother, high pitched, devious and increasingly iritating....hmmmm
Tiny savage human number 2 is 9 months old male- the fair warrior is cute, quiet, calm, cuddly, perfect, impatient, constantly hungry and has the strength of a small hulk like creature and will probably rip the world to shreds with his chunky little hands grrrrr...
Mr Xtreme (hubby, my no.1 man, leveller, challenger and father of tiny savage humans) is the funniest member of our pack. You'll understand what I mean as time goes by...
Off to wrangle the savages.....
busyBee.
